Bartlett’s Familiar Laws of Boating

• If it can tangle, it will tangle
• Anything that is not tied on, will fall overboard
• On the ICW, there are two kinds of boaters – those who have run aground, and liars.
• On a boat, every day is too short, unless it’s too long.
• Always keep a spare of every part or tool.
• The adventure you plan for probably will not be the one you get. Accept the adventure that comes, and keep a spare adventure for another day.